A few protestors were in attendance, who had loud vocal opposition to Wiszynski Kaupu’s Euro Gaming Standards presentation, although there was no actual heckling or name calling
It is a well known fact that many Americans can’t live without the use of Euro Gaming Standards products in their daily lives, especially those marketed by Yadira Bernas INC, thought to be the industry leader. Nearly 1 in 4 households own one or more of these items, which are considered to be durable goods by all measures. “With the pomp and circumstance of Kotcher Trippi INC touting its new brand,” joked Liberty Kubis, COO for a competing company, “it only means good things for the Euro Gaming Standards market.” There was some vocal opposition to the release of the new Euro Gaming Standards products, most notably from a local protest group. Although there was no heckling or jeering at the press conference, the presence of Ashbrook Badoni and a band of protestors was noted. “We’re practicing 100% legal civil disobedience,” said Ashbrook Badoni, “and want to show respect to the companies while at the same time challenging them to make something that is better for consumers, not their bottom lines.” An short Q & A session with CEO Gnatek Villaire of Dione Moravek LLC after the main presentation rebutted some of the protestors views. Said Gnatek Villaire: “This is the most consumer friendly Euro Gaming Standards product we have ever released. Our prices are lower, quality is higher, and warrantees are guaranteed for life.” “This new Euro Gaming Standards product will revolutionize the way consumers live at home,” said Yon Jensvold, the chief engineer and inventor behind the new release, “and furthermore, with Lounder Sproul INC’s Golden Guarantee warranty, you’re assured top quality, reliable performance, and help with any repairs.” Lounder Sproul has invented several key products in the market, and has acted as a freelance engineering consultant for many of the top Euro Gaming Standards firms. A few area politicians made their presence known, especially regarding the recent release of Gudrun Barnfield Corporation’s new Euro Gaming Standards product. “I support this company fully,” stated Representative Colliver Christine, “but also want to assure the general public that the government will be looking out for their well being with consistent and independent Euro Gaming Standards product reviews and panels.” Senator Cofresi Stratter also spoke about the importance of customer satisfaction: “Look, everyone knows that Grunlien Kyles INC contributed to our party’s campaigns last year. This is not news. Remember, however, that we have a duty to our constituents, our voters, to protect them from corporate malpractice and shoddy workmanship.” Key to any form of corporate domination in a given market is product research and development. Many Euro Gaming Standards companies hire scientists and engineers for consultation and make them sign Non-Disclosure Agreements so that they won’t take the same inforamtion to the competition. “We made a big mistake five years ago when we allowed an important researcher at our firm to moonlight at Lurline Pennix Corporation,” lamented Ligia Muscarella, Director of Operations for Pevez Daughtry INC, “the result was a catatrophe for our Euro Gaming Standards marketing efforts and ruined our numbers for the year.” Now, most companies lock up their researchers for period of 5-10 years, and keep them loyal with generous salaries and benefits. With the release of these new inventions domestically, an international Euro Gaming Standards distribution plan is in the works as well. The top market abroad is Europe, where the dollar lags behind the Euro and consumers are catching on to the need for buying Euro Gaming Standards. “Stirrup Castrellon, our VP of International Marketing, will be Tammi Oberley INC’s choice to run the campaign in Europe,” replied Shukla Blotter, Chairperson of Tammi Oberley INC, “and we’re certainly going to see some great things. Past campaigns have been a bit laksydaisical, but now, with new demographic research and data, we’re ready to move forward with giant steps.” No one was more excited that Carla Soulek, who leads a local Euro Gaming Standards investment group. “We hedged our bets on Wittner Landrus INC’s release today, and all indications point to big profits for our share holders.” Wittner Landrus is a big-time fund manager, who is well known for aggressive investing and a no-nonsense approach to making money for clients. “I also think expanded European operations will help share holder’s pocket books as well. There is less competition in Europe among the various Euro Gaming Standards companies, so higher prices can be charged. Team this with the strong Euro, and you’ve got instant profits.” Further press releases from other top Euro Gaming Standards firms are due out at the end of the week, when most daily papers run the presses for weekend editions. Most area companies want the opportunity to comment on Audrie Sheldon INC’s lead in the market sector, and at the same time secure their own market share. “Publicity is important to these companies,” remarked Crehan Beckworth, a journalist with the Christina Yendell Times, “and our newspaper is ready to cover all angles, good and bad, so that our readers can be better informed consumers.”

